A New Word For The American Lexicon
May 30, 2009 at 9:44 am | Posted in politics straight up | Leave a comment
Tags: fact-free journalism, fiction, journalism, new word, politics, pseudo-facts, truth
A new day
Five male trapeze artists performing at a circus. Detroit, Mich. : Calvert Litho Co., c1890
is upon us. Substantiated facts
no longer hold back mankind
from getting the job done
We now have
Why go to the trouble and expense of doing research? Why let reality interfere with your desired narrative?
Pseudo-facts are so much better!
Pseudo-facts allow you to make it up as you go along, without all the worrisome bother of reality!
No more of the bothersome worry of being wrong!
Pseudo-facts are always more right than old-fashioned, debatable actual facts!
You don’t ever have to feel like a moron again — with pseudo-facts you are always right!